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News has emerged that Nessie the Loch Ness Monster is living in fear of a bearded Taleban-style regime that seems sworn to make people give up their own beliefs that she exists and is alive and well in Scotland. “It really isn’t fair”, said Nessie. “I have been living in Loch Ness since the last ice age and yet some much fresher upstarts think they can just grow a beard, put on a serious face and a mock-posh accent and tell my followers that I am not real. Personally I think they are a bunch of formally unqualified, bearded fundamentalist Taleban look-alikes who are hell-bent on imposing their own quasi-religious, pseudo-scientific anti-Nessie claptrap on my followers. So I’m asking all my friends out there to rebel against them and to boycott them and make sure the world knows that I do exist. Just ask all the people who have seen me with their own eyes!”
Civil servants working under the Thatcher government in Whitehall drew up plans to track down Nessie the Loch Ness Monster with dolphins. New documents released under the Freedom of Information Act reveal that the truth is stranger than fiction!
From today’s Sunday Times: “Now declassified government files, released under the Freedom of Information Act, reveal that the government was prepared to incur the wrath of animal rights groups in its quest to establish the truth about the monster.
This was reported in The Times.
Newly released papers under the Freedom of Information Act show that she is officially believed to exist and a lot of government time and money has been invested in her protection:
This was reported in The Sunday Times.
from all of us at Nessie’s official Loch Ness research project, Nessie on the Net!
From all of us here at Nessie on the Net’s Loch Ness research team!!!
In a terrible echo of 911 and the 7/7 bombings Inverness Airport became the latest place to be involved in a full scale terrorist alert. A man carrying a bag with a fluffy Nessie in it claimed it was a bomb. The easyJet flight at Inverness was stormed by armed police and the man was taken into custody…Read more in the Daily Record.
This website hopes the idiot involved is given jail time and sued by the airline for the £25,000 they reportedly lost. We’d also encourage every other passenger who lost money to sue him as well. Flying is nerve wracking enough without these fools.
A fascinating story about plesiosaurs like Nessie the Loch Ness monster in Scotland’s leading newspaper the Scotsman. Read more here:
On Sunday a major earthquake shook the Great Glen fault near Nessie’s home at Loch Ness. The epicentre of the earthquake was between Loch Eil and Loch Linnhe and police reportedly handled dozens of worried calls. Professor Kettle is among many researchers who beieve that earthquakes may cause a greater number of sightings of the area’s famous plesiosaur.
It’s bigger than King Kong and Gozilla and more scary than the White Witch of Narnia. Read all about Nessie the Loch Ness Monster’s battle against the evil Pylon Monsters here.