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Famous Kelvingrove Museum goes interactive with Nessie the Loch Ness Monster

Kelvingrove Museum in Glasgow has 8000 works by the world’s greatest artists, scientists and writers. It has just re-opened after a 3 year £28 million ($52 million) refit and we were delighted when they approached us to work with them on a new exhibit.

Nessie the Loch Ness Monster fights to save whales and dolphins

It’s truly appalling.: Japan, Norway , Iceland and a basket of pathetic little Carribean nations who have been bribed by blood money from Japan have voted to re-establish international whaling. They want to kill whales and dolphins with harpoon guns that carry a grenade that explodes within the whale’s body and kills it slowly and painfully over 30 to 60 minutes.

Nessie the Loch Ness Monster calls for a total boycott of every product from those nations. Please buy nothing from them and make sure they are completely isolated as the horrible and evil countries that they are. If their people can’t be civilised then they should not be allowed to be in the civilised world. I would hate to think anybody that supports killing whales and dolphins would get anything from this website and I would ask anyone that supports it to leave here now.

Nessie was interviewed today and pointed out that the last Japanese “expedition” that was announced to “look for her” wanted to bring a gunship and sonic weapons to blow her out of Loch Ness.

Loch Ness Monster in Fear of Pig Attack But Sheep Help

The Loch Ness Monster is grateful for her heavyweight friends but she was scared by this story of a giant pig going on the rampage and eating farmers. https://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006250450,00.html Mavis and Sheba in the paddock can take this guy on and have promised to protect our monster.

Loch Ness Monster asks every citizen to do their duty

Nessie, the Loch Ness Monster, asks every man woman and child to do their duty and vote for Lordi, the Finnish entry to the Eurovision song contest:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/radio2/eurovision/2006/news/news_semi.shtml

As the webmaster of this website we ask all of you to vote TONIGHT for Lordi, FINLAND. They simply have to win!!!

The Loch Ness Monster Expert without a beard on BBC Radio 1

Well folks, today was a great day at Loch Ness as top BBC Radio 1 DJ’s Colin and Edith are up in Scotland (with their whole crew and a couple of body guards) for the Radio 1 “Big Weekend”, Britain’s biggest ever free dance festival next weekend in Dundee. They wanted to come and interview me about Nessie the Loch Ness Monster and we spent the morning at Urquhart Castle and famous monster hunting location Achnahannet.

There are some nice photos and their diary of our encounter here.

The program was great fun to make.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/radio/aod/radio1_aod.shtml?radio1/colinedith (Just select the Colin and Edith show from the list of programs and select Monday’s show, the Loch Ness starts about one hour into the program)

Loch Ness Monster angry after council lies about Pylon Monsters

Just when Nessie the Loch Ness Monster thought that the creepy little councillors in the local Highland Council had done the right thing by calling for a public inquiry into the new monster pylon network proposed to destroy Scotland, it turns out they didn’t.

They only want “talks in private” about the way forward. In other words a bit of corruption will see it all through on the “nod and wink”. What disgusting people they are. Children will die of leukaemia but a few suits will apparently get their palms well greased with hard ££££££££. Typical. Thanks for nothing Highland Council.

Nessie the Loch Ness Monster finally basks in the sun!

Loch Ness finally got some blue skies and warm weather for the first time this year and now there is every chance she will surface to bask in the wonderful 18 degree Celsius heatwave that has broken out!

There is also a welcome abundance of frog spawn growing all over place; welcome because they eat midges and midge larvae and the less we have of them the better!