Nessie the Loch Ness Monster attacked by killer sandstorms!

Terrifying sandstorms have battered The Moray Firth and Loch Ness region burying rural roads and communities. The Scotsman Newspaper reports chaotic scenes in Inverness Airport and in their photo you can clearly see a desert storm engulfing the bewildered and horror struck holidaymakers trapped within.

“I’ve never seen anything like this”, Professor Kettle of the Research Loch Ness Monster project told us. “Our boat and research facilities have suffered terrible damage.”

Council crews are literally using their bare hands in addition to power diggers and hastily converted snow blowers to get deep sand drifts off the critical rural roads and train lines. “It’s sheer mayhem here” added Kettle.

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