80th anniversary of Loch Ness Monster Nessie marked by sad old men

Loch Ness Monster(Nessie) pseudo academic’s kit.

A group of sad of old men – including some self proclaimed Loch Ness experts – are reported to be celebrating 80 years of failure to find Nessie the Loch Ness Monster. Many bearded old debunkers were already in their twenties when there was a good sighting of the monster (in the 1930s) as it walked across the road. Help The Aged were unavailable for comment at the time of going to press but we understand from other sources that they drank a lot and then declared they had never seen anything in the water or, in fact, ever managed anything of any consequence other than to unfailing seek to publicise themselves.

Tourists continue to flock to Loch Ness to see Nessie the monster for themselves and also use our excellent live cams to hunt for her 24/7/365 from around the world. Top world acclaimed Loch Ness Monster researcher Professor Kettle suggests they save their money by avoiding tartan tat exhibitions as well as places that seek to debunk Nessie and detract from the legend.

“It’s much better to take your lunch to the loch side and look for Nessie than to spend money on old and outdated silly presentations”, said Professor Kettle MdiPLN PHtFG UHtygT.

Author: blogmaster55

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