Loch Ness Monster shocked by dog condom disaster

Your webmaster has noticed a worrying increase in the number of stray dogs lining Loch Ness, possibly attracted to the area by the large number of tourists who still toss chickens into the water despite official warnings of the dangers of avian flu.

The Dog Condom project offered a reprieve but it seems that it has all gone horribly wrong: http://dogcondoms.com/product-recall.html

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